New Orleans has some of the most colorful
public transportation in all of America. From
our striking antique trolley cars (STREETCARS
AS LOCALS CALL THEM) , and the new cars
now chugging along Canal Street, to the colorfully
embossed artwork of the city buses, you know
you're in New Orleans when you take a ride
on one of these moving works of art.
But it was only a few decades ago when New
Orleans couldn't boast too much about their
buses being "works of art": the
old silver monoliths were a hallmark of NOPSI
(New Orleans Public Service, Inc.) in the
"good old days." And with interesting
destinations like CEMETARIES and
END OF LINE displayed in their route
boxes, sometimes there was a feeling that
"this bus is going somewhere I don't
want to go!"
Still, New Orleanians have fond memories of
first bus rides and trolley rides. Yet there
are some among us, locals and tourists alike,
who insist that there are still "buses
to nowhere" out there to this day!
Reports come in every now and then of amazing
encounters with retired NOPSI buses, like
Silver Stream trailers still lumbering the
oak lined routes and pockmarked streets in
the older areas of the city.
Most troubling, perhaps, are the reports of
drivers who have experienced "near miss"
encounters with these retired transportation
giants of yesteryear. One local man in the
Mid-City area was injured when his car crashed
in the middle of the night at a major intersection
along the traditional Mid-City bus routes.
He had collided with a signal light transformer
box; luckily no other vehicles were involved.
When police arrived at the scene, the man
insisted that at the point of hte accident
a ghostly bus had come barreling along into
the intersection, all its lights blazing and
apparently empty. Most disturbing, there seemed
to have been "NO ONE AT THE WHEEL!"
A witness who heard but did not see the accident
reported to police that he heard the victim's
car approaching at a normal pace and that
this was suddenly overwhelmed by the sound
of a bus engine, wide open, accelerating at
a breakneck speed, apparently toward the intersection.
The driver was given the usual sobriety tests
but neither alcohol nor drugs were detected;
the man had simply been on his way home from
a late shift when he was overtaken by the
phantom NOPSI bus.
Another report, entirely separate from the
one reported above, was an emergency call
regarding an apparent hit and run that was
again heard, but not seen. A local resident,
awakened by the sound of a car crash, went
to his front window to see a car crashed at
the nearby intersection. After summoning the
authorities, the man put on his robe and went
to the site of the accident to lend assistance
only to be asked repeatedly by the injured
driver, "Did you see that bus??"
This might seem completely impossible, but
there are other reports from pedestrians in
the same area of New Orleans, veterans of
the public transportation system, who insist
that there is such a thing as a phantom bus
in the area. Two independent sources report
that they inadvertantly almost got aboard!
The stories from both are similar: they each
approached their regular bus stop in the early
morning hours to see an old fashioned NOPSI
bus idling at the stop, empty and unattended,
all its lights on. One of the sources stated
that it was a cold night and he thought that
this might be a new all-night service and
briefly considered running to board it. Something
stopped him, however, and in a moment, to
his complete amazement the bus, without a
driver or any living person onboard, moved
away from the stop and accelerated into the
dim New Orleans dawn. The second source recounted
an almost exact story with the singular exception
that he never considered boarding the bus.
"It just looked bad," he said. "It
felt like it came from somewhere else, from
hell, maybe -- but I never wanted to get on
that thing!"
There are also stories of phantom buses appearing
on city side streets that do not and never
have had public bus service. Imagine the surprise
of locals who come out for their morning paper
to see and old NOPSI bus idling at the curb
near their house, empty ... except perhaps
for a phantom driver that no one sees. Imagine
their amazement when the old bus pulls away
of its own volition, still maintaining some
tight schedule in the other world.